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  • Last Online: May 24 2013 23:27 GMT


  • Languages:en
  • Description:Come join me in solving the conundrums of this wild and wacky universe - or just masturbate whilst my beard regales you with tales of times past. I cannot say you will like it, but I know for certain that I will!
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  • Age:25
  • Waist:32
  • Chest:39
  • Height:68
  • Weight:140
  • Gender:m
  • Sexual Preference:bi
  • Hair Color:blond
  • Eye Color:blue
  • Build:average
  • Zodiac:virgo
  • Ethnicity:caucasian
  • Body Hair:smooth
  • Circumcised:uncut
  • Cock Size:average
  • Pubic Hair:hairy
  • Theme:nonnude
  • Audio:false
  • Free Chat Audio:false
  • Phone:false
  • Expertise:I am a master of confidence, more ear than human, a listener, a joker, a vibrant fool for when you seek times with a conservationist. A speaker and a receiver. Half human, half heavy metal maniac from the planet Bollock-Head.
  • Turn Ons:My turn ons include not taking my clothes off and sticking my middle fingers up at you! I enjoy writing scripts, stories and poems, drawing, animating, digital artwork, and throwing pebbles at young doorknobs.